My Superpower.

Jill at In Bed With Married Women wrote this about me, and it is so deeply apt:

I am quite certain that today you have discovered your Superpower. Too bad it's thinking of spot-on names for obscure and unloved contraceptive devices. We don't all get to have X-ray vision.

Just thought I'd brag about that. You know, in case any future employers Google my name and find nothing but un-condemning professional tidbits.