Infinite Are The Shits I Do Not Give

Infinite are the shits I do not give
to concupiscent tycoons of public space,
to God,
to Country,
to the crocodiles,

to freshly minted perky expertise,
to the police,

to all my tawdry avatars who grind the blistered tissue of seething brains,
to their fevered children,
to the turgid,
not a turd.



This is the poem I wrote in response to I Blame The Patriarchy commenter Gingerest who spontaneously uttered, "infinite are the shits I do not give," in response to which the blaming community has already composed several poems.